BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP.
Ellie jumped as Allen blasted the vuvuzela into her left year. "There are better ways to announce yourself, asshat," she snarled.
"Well, isn't someone in a lovely mood today," Allen replied, eyebrow raised. "Bad dream?"
"I wish it was a dream," she said, sighing into her hand. "Norman just broke up with me."
"Wait..." Allen paused. "Norman... broke up with <em>you</em>?"
"You heard me."
"And I thought hell freezing over meant we were in an apocalyptic state. I can't believe... I mean, not to be rude or anything, but I think everyone thought if anyone was gonna break up with anyone, it would've been you with him." Allen looked at the shadows under Ellie's eyes and added, more gently, "You want to talk about it?"
"I guess you have a point, that I did like him less than he liked me. I don't know if it's because he sensed it or anything, all I know was that he told me it was because of Kathy Steiner." Ellie snarled again. "Kathy Steiner," she repeated, mashing the name with her teeth.
"Kathy Steiner? Wait, brainiac queen Kathy Steiner?" Allen echoed. "That's... random."
"Tell me about it," Ellie agreed, with a frustrated huff. "I think it just burns extra because Kathy beat me in our second grade class spelling bee, leaving me in the dust. Just because she knew how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism! Bitch."
Allen arched his eyebrow again. "Someone holds a grudge."
"Ohhhh yeah," Ellie replied. "Kathy Fucking Steiner would never let me forget it, too. She never misses a chance to one-up me. The way she smacked the M of antidisestablishmentarianism... she was directly mocking the way I suck lychee jello out of its little cup! I knew she was. I call her out on her one little spoonerism - but c'mon, who wouldn't laugh at her calling the bly skue?"
Allen snickered. "I do have to agree with you. But I don't really see what Norman sees in her... she's not exactly the type to scream 'fornicating concubine!' Then again, Norman doesn't seem like the type of guy to go for that."
"He's not. She's not. I have no idea why he ditched me for her. This whole situation is this big ole paradox for me, too." Ellie rubbed her hands over her face. "And..." She sniffed as if trying to keep her voice composed. "I have no idea why it hurts so bad."
Allen offered his hand to Ellie, who looked at in confusion before he explained, "Here. Get yourself up into a perpendicular position. This is pathetic, Ell."
"What are we doing?" she asked, grabbing his hand but still staring at it in confusion.
"We are getting your ass over to my family quarry so you can demolish some rocks and pretend that you're sending Kathy Fucking Steiner's face all the way to Constantinopole. You game?"
For the first time that day, Ellie smiled. "Definitely."
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notes: The original version of my PH writing prompt submission, found
here. I think this is a fairly AU scene, since Allen's right: Norman would never break up with Ellie. All 3 are from a story of mine that may never see the light of day but known affectionately in my heart as AdeN/CoChoc. Although a horrible first draft of it was posted on the lisiharrison.net forum/boards, but those are gone now, so.
Also crap I need to get started on swc2011.